Hey everyone, I just read the best thing on Facebook…it was a dear John letter to fat!! I thought, heck yeah let’s tell this fat to hit the road jack!! (And don’t ya come back..no more, no, more, no more!!!). Can’t remember who sings that but BIG shout out to them!! Lol!! So here is my letter…
It’s over!!! I’m really, really, really tired of the way you have been mistreating me for over 10 years now! I’m not sure how our relationship began…I think it was because after having my 3 child, my body went into congestive heart failure. I was scared, thought I was going to die, didn’t want to leave my husband with my three babies, all of whom I love more than life!! So at first I did really good and took care of myself, then they started putting me on all of these meds and I thought
“Hey, I can live my life, these medications are going to take care of everything”
Humph!! Not a great plan but its the one I chose, then I started eating, and eating and eating and I became depressed, discouraged and disgusted!!
Sigh***** that’s where our love affair began, we started dancing in circles..I would see you and get sad, so I would eat….then I would be sad…why? Because I ate…a terrible dance!!
Well I’m officially telling you..THE PARTY IS OVA!!! I’ve traded in those dancing shoes for some tennis shoes and I’m running…literally!! I’ve decided this relationship has got to go, all this time I thought you were comforting me and all you were doing was killing me!
So today I say goodbye
John Fat, I am an incredible woman with so much potential…I can not deny myself my own love anymore..you see I realize I didn’t actually love me, just you…Not anymore, my body is a temple and from now on I will treat it as such!!
P.S. if you don’t believe me check out my treadmill picture!! Deuces!!!
(Whew, that felt good to write!! Thanks for letting me share guys & gals) 🙂
3 thoughts on “A dear John letter…to fat”
Love this! 🙂 and love the pic of the “other guy” aka the fat eliminator aka the treadmill.. great post as always.
Lol!! I like the “other guy” & aka’s…I should have used them in the blog…lol, thx for the encouragement as always 🙂
That is awesome!!!! Now listen to that Karate Kid song while hitting the treadmill. LOL